That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
we're so committed to being not committed
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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