gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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