Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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