Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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