just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i wish my penis had a tongue
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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