I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
