I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
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