You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
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How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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