Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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