Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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