In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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