I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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