shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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