I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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