I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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