I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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