Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Farmville is her only friend.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
So vagazzling was a success
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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