She announced her abortion via fbk
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
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He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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