I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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