Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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