Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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