the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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