Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
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