Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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