They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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