I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
