I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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