I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
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It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me