In the future we'll all be gay
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
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