Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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