I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
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I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
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Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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