Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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