Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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