margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
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Farmville is her only friend.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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