so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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