Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
