Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Panties = found
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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