You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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