I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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