talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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