The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Girls should come with a carfax report
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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