I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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