Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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