why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
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got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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