I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
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just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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