its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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