How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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