It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
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Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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