North Korea, Best Korea!
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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