but the lizard people decide everything anyway
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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