we're blogging at a bar
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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