If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
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I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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