I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Randomize