i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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