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you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
being pregnant is like rehab
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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