I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
My liver just broke up with me...
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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