I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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