I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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