I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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