You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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